tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-230813452012-02-15T13:07:53.370-08:00Ducehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08126345777461502626noreply@blogger.comBlogger61100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23081345.post-1145573964329172502006-04-20T15:56:00.000-07:002006-04-20T15:59:24.340-07:00I can stand on my toes!<br /><br /><img src="http://static.flickr.com/46/131600230_6b179600bd.jpg" /><br /><br />I can bite at bubbles!<br /><br /><img src="http://static.flickr.com/54/131600228_1999c3eb41.jpg" /><br /><br />Look at my BALL!<br /><br /><img src="http://static.flickr.com/45/131600226_ce68e0b475.jpg" /><br /><br />HEY! SHE STOLE MY BALL!<br /><br /><img src="http://static.flickr.com/52/131600231_dd0cf7c01b.jpg" /><br /><br />I love my ball!<br /><br /><img src="http://static.flickr.com/55/125944814_75ff91a707.jpg" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23081345-114557396432917250?l=the-duce.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ducehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08126345777461502626noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23081345.post-1143946312844421392006-04-01T18:49:00.000-08:002006-04-01T18:51:52.856-08:00I think everyone needs to learn my song and sing it often.<br /><br />My name is Monkey, the Monkey Duce!<br />You love the Monkey, the Monkey Duce!<br />My name is Monkey, the Monkey Duce!<br />You love the Monkey, the Monkey Duce!<br /><br />Monkey? Monkey!<br />Monkey? Monkey!<br />Monkey? Monkey!<br />MONKEY! MONKEY! MONKEY! <em>MONKEY</em>!<br /><br />That's all.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23081345-114394631284442139?l=the-duce.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ducehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08126345777461502626noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23081345.post-1141533423111452922006-03-04T20:35:00.000-08:002006-03-04T20:37:03.120-08:00My mom caught me on her laptop when I was posting something about them being bitches, and she was NOT happy! Then she read everything else I wrote! How RUDE. She totally invaded my privacy.<br /><br /><img src="http://static.flickr.com/41/107925462_cfd4eca127.jpg" /><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23081345-114153342311145292?l=the-duce.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ducehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08126345777461502626noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23081345.post-1141452231562560352006-03-03T21:33:00.000-08:002006-03-03T22:03:51.570-08:00Sup, ladies?<br /><br />Anyway, I gotta tell you about this crap my humans did to me! I'm outraged! They didn't like the fact that I made them exercise when they were ready for me to come inside - I'd run around and let them chase me and chase me, until I thought their fat ass was going to keel over, and then I'd let them pick me up and take me inside. They kept calling me a stupid fuck and things like that. How sweet.<br /><br />So they put this thing in the ground, and now I'm attached to a long ass leash, and I can only run in a circle! And they can come outside and get me without any running or exercise! I mean, what are they THINKING? Don't they want to be lean and tone? Ripped like Duce? Come on, fatties, RUN SOME. Oh well, I was just looking out for them, and see where that got me. I think I'll piss on their floor. Heh heh.<br /><br />Okay, ladies, it's gettin' a little late and I'm ready to get to bed. Maybe I can sleep in their bed tonight...<br /><br />Duce out.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23081345-114145223156256035?l=the-duce.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ducehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08126345777461502626noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23081345.post-1141068449545416132006-02-27T11:23:00.000-08:002006-02-27T11:27:29.560-08:00<img src="http://static.flickr.com/11/13704061_649be68a13.jpg" /><br /><br />This was me at Mardi Gras last year. I can't believe that woman dressed me up like that! (Okay, I totally loved the bells, they were so much fun).<br /><br />This year, though, I'm more cool and laid back, and I'm not walking in any parades.<br /><br /><img src="http://static.flickr.com/43/94087370_47bc5e1e6d.jpg" /><br /><br />I've grown up a lot.<br /><br />Okay, it's nap time now. Duce out.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23081345-114106844954541613?l=the-duce.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ducehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08126345777461502626noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-23081345.post-1141013837505034332006-02-26T20:12:00.000-08:002006-02-26T20:17:17.513-08:00What's up, ladies?<br /><br />That's right, Ducer done got a brand new blog so you lovely ladies can check up on me.<br /><br />It's Mardi Gras time, and bein' the good ol' Cajun dog that I am, I like to see some titties fer some beads. Send me pictures of your titties, and yes, ma'am, I'll send you some beads.<br /><br />Okay, I'm gonna go sniff something. Maybe lick the sofa.<br /><br />Duce out.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/23081345-114101383750503433?l=the-duce.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ducehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08126345777461502626noreply@blogger.com6